Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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