just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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