He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Congratulations! We have a period
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
