my shit smells like andre
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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