his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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