It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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