Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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