your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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