I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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