I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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