WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
wanna go halves on a baby?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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