How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
PANTIES FOUND
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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