i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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