Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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