WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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