did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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