This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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