How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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