so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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