Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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