problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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