look no pants
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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