I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
