Christians are straight up FREAKS
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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