Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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