a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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