we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Naked Twister starts at high noon
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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