i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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