oh god the rape fog is back!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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