is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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