ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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