Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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