And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Boobs are out for the taking
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
