This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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