just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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