I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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