she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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