If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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