I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
