I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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