talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You pole danced in your parka.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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