Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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