She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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