yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I want to have your abortion
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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