his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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