He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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