who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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