No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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