You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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