Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
it's like iHOP with fire
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Is it penis luge time yet?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just high enough for therapy.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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