Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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